Life Experiments

"What does that mean?", Bilta replies as he leans back in the plastic recliner in the cafe by the beach. "It means that you aren't coming around for my interest--but for yours." "I care about you", Bilta remarks as he turns his head to look out the window towards the surfers. He pauses; he takes a sip of coffee. "I", he continues speaking, "I just want to help you." "I hear what you are saying",...

The newscaster takes off his glasses; this job is not fair, at times. He continues talking as a picture of a giant manchicken is shown on the greenscreen. "There have so far been 193 reported sightings of the manchickens.  It is not cause for alarm, and, instead, we just want you to know that they are out there--there is no pillaging or destruction." I turn my head to HR as I hit digitalmute on the...

"You don´t know what you´re talking about", HR says as she moves the pawn forward, "I´m a grandmaster." "You´re a grandloser", I reply as I chuckle; that was a funny joke. "You always pick on girls?", she replies as I move my queen up two squares. "Only when they are cocky", I reply as she moves her rook. "Check", she replies as she turns her head to me and smiles. I slide my king over one...

"Yeah", I reply as I roll my eyes, "that´s great, but it doesn´t change the fact that you keep taking my biscottis. Are you going to get your own?" "Hear me out", the writer says as he reclines in the seat in the chair in the cafe, "if you start with a defensive position in a protectionist stance to grasp your projected false self--you´re prob not going to go anywhere." I roll...

"Um", she replies through the digitaltelephone, "I think it was called How I Made A Million* *Using profanity and wit or, maybe, it was How To Retire at 29* *Pants not included! or maybe "Yeah", I reply as I pick it up from the shelf, "I´m looking at it right now--I´ll buy it as a graduation gift. But, promise me, that you will read it and take good care of it." "Sure", she replies as...

"Yeah", the barista says as he rolls his eyes, "so that´s great. Were you going to pay your bill?" I chuckle. "Yeah", I reply as I pull my digitalwallet out of my pocket, "here put it on the chip." He waves the digitaltarjeta in front of the small receptor.  My digitaltelephone beeps; transaction alert. "Thanks!", he replies. I pull the digitaltelephone out and hit propina 15%; his phone beeps in his pocket. I turn around and take...

"Dad!", she replies as she reaches over for the digitalpapitas, "why do you keep these things secret?" "Well", I reply as I lean back in my chair in the kitchen, "it´s not a secret--I just don´t know why you need, or would want, to know." "Well", she replies as she puts a handful in her mouth, "I want to know YOU--more about you." "Ok" I pause; should I tell her? Go on--take a chance, my wife thinks...

"But", the robotcompanion replies as his right arm starts spinning, "I´m a nice guy." He pauses; why isn´t this working? He starts talking again. "I´m a fungi." Smokes starts to come out of his left knee. "No", he replies, "I´m a fun person.  I mean human. No, wait. Guy. I´m a cool guy." I throw the taza at him; the coffee hits him in the face; the liquid starts to short out the digitalcircuit in his head;...

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