[CENSORED] I told HR, "Filed under: shit you think about at the hot dog stand in Tijuana." HR looked at me, "everyone wants to find what's going to give them a sense of peace, I think; what's, legally, going to make you feel like a fucking badass, Yo! ;)" I replied to HR, "filed under: shit you think about while sipping a coffee; midn smoothly takin gin the trance music whlie the cigarette...

"Teach me how to 2-step", HR asked me as she put on her cowboy boots. "YEEHAWWW", I said jokingly to HR. She was going to make a great cowgirl someday; still green around the gills, though. "Ok, you paying attention?" I hit play on the MP3 player and the video started playing on the TV in the living room: "Trust me", I told HR, continuing, "this is going to be FUN, Yo! ;)" Starting the first...

"This anomaly is not confined NEARLY to American culture", HR said as she put the first slide up on videotelepathicprojector. A series of uncoordinated mass stabbings, hammer attacks, and cleaver attacks in the People's Republic of China began in March 2010. The spate of attacks left at least 25 dead and some 115 injured. As most cases had no known motive, analysts have blamed mental health problems caused by rapid social change for the...

cliché, clisé nombre masculino Tira de película fotográfica revelada, con imágenes en negativo, para su posterior reproducción en papel. Plancha tipográfica en la que se ha reproducido una composición o un grabado para su posterior impresión. {Bit.ly/2suSJ0t} "I never told you what I do for a living." "I'm heading out to go hunting, Yo! ;)" "Well hurry back.  We need to talk." It was 500A.D. in a remote village in the high Andes of South America;...

"This *shhh* is bananas." "So I think you're 18", the man with no head said to the young lady passing by the stand. She blushed; how'd he know, she thought; turning her head, she looked at him. "Wrong FUCKER", she said, continuing, "I'm 37.53. Now give me my money back." The man gave her the 17 xtradorianies back. "Next time!", he shouted to her. She was already gone; around the corner; on to the next attraction at...

I started telling the story; while I was writing, I remembered that it's NEVER just about me; I put in a little tilt of the hat/head to the nod to other people; through-out writing, I was able to constantly intertwine little jokes--moments that I knew people would read mixed in with the narrative of 7 Steps Out Of Wage Slavery, Yo! ;) I think that's why I enjoy writing so much; I...

I got the email. Then, another one came in. Several weeks, maybe a couple months earlier, I had set my resume and a cover letter (I had individually typed each letter specifically for each business) to every engineering company that I could find in San Diego. *Cue crickets* I waited; twiddled my thumbs like they people do when they wait; and, the money in my bank account slipped away.  I had been renting...

Frankly, I think that people are really weird as fuck all! You know what I mean. People let you down when you need them.  People aren't there when you think they should be.  People don't consider your feelings the way that you think of theirs. And, therein lies the problem, I believe, WE ARE DIFFERENT. Before I get too much farther, I want you to look at this title: How Birth Order...

I remember when I read The Power Of Now, I thought, "Oh! I just need to say Fuck it to everything and focus on what I need to do." That fucked me for years! It's taking a long time to learn that it's not about this pursuit of happiness - grasping for things that make me happy and avoiding things that make me sad. It's taking a long time, and much heartache, to...

Everything can change, today, by starting on THAT.

You're going to get 24 hours today

How will you use it? Do something that matters today, yo!