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“But”, Bilta replies as he sits down on the couch in my living room, “we didn’t, really, do anything, yo!”
“Thank God!”, I reply as I wipe the sweat off my brow and grab a cold soda, “for once, you just shut up and didn’t cause problems–thank you!”
“I took a couple pictures of the site walk”, digital.Bilfty2.1 responds as he grabs a bag of digital.papitas, “I’m, like, helpful and shit.”
“I don’t disagree with the, basic, premise, of your arguement–that did help. You, also, asked a couple very poignant and interesting questions.”
I pause as I sip my soda; it’s just so cold and refreshing–this soda.
“So like”, I continue speaking as I pull my digital.telephone from my pocket.pantalones, “let me make sure that the direct.deposit has gone through–then, we’ll start preparing for the next digital.assignment. We have been tasked with developing a new college.education program on Planet IWNQ. We want to look at engineering and doctors programs.”
“Like PhDs or doctors that help?”
“None of them really help”, I reply as I roll my eyes, “but, no, we want to look at changing the culture towards professionals–we want people to trust science, medicine and mathematics. There’s a reason that ethics and values matter–there’s a purpose to the way that things are done. We want to help develop these programs in a college setting–that’s our task. Start a couple medicine and engineering colleges.”
I take a sip of soda; it’s refreshing and shit.
“You know”, I continue speaking as I sigh and sit down on the couch, “I think that it’s bullshit–but, it pays our bills. We leave in 0.4373839 nanoseconds.”
I turn my head to digital.Bilfty2.1.
“Grab a couple business cards from the kitchen table”, I explain as I shrug, “we should do some business development or shit while we are there.”
I look at Bilta.
“Don’t say anything–I’m going to bring a couple DJ tables so you just play some sweet ass music to get the people’s feet moving.”
“I can do that, yo!”, he replies as he smiles.
“Yeah”, I respond as I sigh, “I don’t care–just pump up the beats to get the crowd moving while we have our education meeting with the digital.community center. We want to get people involved and excited to be a part of this project–play that song that talks about eating popcorn or something.”
“Sure thing, boss”, Bilta replies as he leans down and grabs his bookbag, “I am a professional.”
“You’re, also, an idiot but we’ll discuss that another time”, I respond as I pick up the digital.remote and turn off the TV.
I take a gulp of my soda; there’s just not enough in the world.
“So”, I continue speaking as I put on my bright green trucker hat, “you velociraptors ready to head out, yo?”
“Not really”, Bilfty2.1 replies as he sighs, “we, just, got here.”
“Life lesson: don’t get comfortable in shit”, I respond as I roll my eyes, “don’t compromise or live under your potential–let go of the easy way.”