The music starts playing as the car passes; there's a line of people waiting; it's all black today, I think, from the media strike; no news is being broadcast today, HR thinks and the charge, nearly, instantely, is sent to my phone. *Static Sparkle Servitude* The TV turns on; this message is being broadcast universally across the visible spectrum universe; I hope this works, I think as I hit play on the button on my right...

"And", he continues as he places my hands on the hood of the car, "who might these be? Who are your clients?" The hood IS HOT, I think; I take my hand off the side mirror of the 200SX; the mechanic is right; the transmission isn't working right; got to give my boss a call, I think; then I remember, WAIT, I DON'T HAVE A BOSS, YO. "Do you remember what we talked about...

I turned on the videotabletprojector.  The page where I had been last was still open; the music started playing #automaticallyAF. "Hey Vanity!" "Hey Jamie", I replied as I turned on the #micronadaAF to #palomitasAF; the lunch would be done in a second; my turn to watch #DannaAF; loved babysitting, I thought: Hey! You ready? Ya estas lista? I scribble the message on the screen and it's played in #robotAF voice; #DannaAF loves to listen; she...

"We ain't born from nothing", I tell HR. "Where do we come from, dad?", HR asks me as her big brown eyes fill with curiousity, "you think there's life out there?" Pro-choice vs. Pro-Life; the same side of the 2-sided coin; am I pro-gay rights or a supporter of gay rights, I think as I turn the channel on the TV in the living room. "So what are we going to watch tonight?", HR...

Dear two homosexuals playing the song Or, was it this song? Normally, when you hold a gun you hold it UPRIGHT; cockeyed handling a gun is dangerous and you could get your eye blown out; premature discharge is a problem when you touch your #pistolaAF that way; try to take a gun safety class on the proper way to handle your firearm, before robbing me next time. Also, slowly rubbing your nipple while your...

"999 photos ago", I start to tell HR, continuing, "I left an abusive relationship.  It took a lot; tried to make it work; eventually, as always happens, I think, when she didn't get what she wanted from me, she cheated. That was my last straw." "So what happened next?", HR asks as her big brown eyes sparkled, continuing, "dad, you're a hero! Don't forget that!" "I totaled my car", I continue the...

[CENSORED] I told HR, "Filed under: shit you think about at the hot dog stand in Tijuana." HR looked at me, "everyone wants to find what's going to give them a sense of peace, I think; what's, legally, going to make you feel like a fucking badass, Yo! ;)" I replied to HR, "filed under: shit you think about while sipping a coffee; midn smoothly takin gin the trance music whlie the cigarette...

"Teach me how to 2-step", HR asked me as she put on her cowboy boots. "YEEHAWWW", I said jokingly to HR. She was going to make a great cowgirl someday; still green around the gills, though. "Ok, you paying attention?" I hit play on the MP3 player and the video started playing on the TV in the living room: "Trust me", I told HR, continuing, "this is going to be FUN, Yo! ;)" Starting the first...

"This anomaly is not confined NEARLY to American culture", HR said as she put the first slide up on videotelepathicprojector. A series of uncoordinated mass stabbings, hammer attacks, and cleaver attacks in the People's Republic of China began in March 2010. The spate of attacks left at least 25 dead and some 115 injured. As most cases had no known motive, analysts have blamed mental health problems caused by rapid social change for the...

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