"Now, it's my turn", HR winds up and FUCKING nails the FUCK out of that GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING punching bag; I add the profanity for feelings; emotional content to convey the situation; that MOTHER FUCKING punching bag didn't have a chance, yo. The punching bag barely moves; just like when I hit it. VERY USEFUL TIPS ON HOW TO DEAL WITH A CONTROLLING SPOUSE {Link Bit.ly/2t7LcSx} If your spouse makes all the choices in...

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Continuing, "what you have now: your mug, your coffee, this house--all these things are things that you should cherish. Right?" "But, if it will break", HR replies as she sets her cup on her end table. "Appreciate and acknowledge what is present; respect how things are; emotional connections belong to the people around you; in life, you'll get a few friends, if you're lucky." She has friends and Benjamin's; with money and pussy,...

"Did you ever go to prison?", HR asks as she picks up the flyer for the old jailhouse. "No", I tell HR as I take a picture of the tree outside the front entrance, "never, really, did anything wrong, Yo." "This is nice?" "Going to jail?", I ask HR as I turn my head to her, "what are you talking about?" "No", HR replies as she punches me on the shoulder (she's clearly been...

"So what did you do when you were living on #GOXCO?", HR asks as I pass her the sunscreen; love the father-daughter days at the #playaAF, I think as I recline my playarecliya. "Nothing", I reply as I sip on the #digitalcoconutAF, "pass me the #camaronAF." I motion to the passing robotmesero; 2 aguachiles de camaron, I think as I hold up a couple fingers to the robotmesero. "Hope he gets my order right this...

"Where are you going?", the guy on the couch asks, "you coming back?" "I always come back", I tell him as I step over the clothes that he left on the floor, "I always come back"; hopefully, this time, I won't, I think and my wife get the particlecharge, eventually; problems with the connection wires delay the digital transmission to an undefined later time; FUCK, I think and the particlecharge goes to cue. Commencement speeches...

"I'm sorry", I reply to the speaker as I set my dossier on the table in front of me, "is that a hypothetical question. I would like to take my 27th amendment right; the right to tell you to FUCK OFF, yo." The stenographer types the conversation. "Let it be noted", the speaker replies, "that the prosecutor has evoked  his 27th amendment right. We will now adjourn for a brief 5 minute recess so that...

"What's our motto on Dorinto?", I ask HR as I hit #guadarAF on the keyboard; this is good for today, I think as the manuscript updates go into storage, somewhere. "We Are Going For #itAF", HR replies sheepishly as she sets down the glass on the end table next to her recliner. "No", I reply as I pick the keyboard up from my lap and set it on my end table, "that's the...

I turn up the #RADyo; love this shit, I think. "So you were saying?", I ask HR as I sit up from the reclined chair, "can you explain more?" "Yeah", HR replies as she taps her foot to the music, "it's for a school project.  I have to shadow someone that I admire and record their interactions throughout the day; I was going to ask your wife, but, I know she has to...

"I want to marry the dog", HR exclaims, "he is my #perfect partner, Yo." "Hold on a sec, tiger", I tell HR as I place the dinner plates on the kitchen table, "have you thought this through?" "No", HR replies as she picks up a glass and takes a step towards the kitchen table, "but, it FEELS right." "Well, that's a good start", I tell HR as I place the forks and spoons...

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